Me: Hey, read this article. Says Manuel Noriega is due to get out of prison, but his release is being held up by proceedings about extradition to France for other charges.
Friend: They want to try him again? Geez, leave the guy be.
Me: I say, let him fight a bear for his freedom.
Friend: Ha ha ha, perfect.
Me: And not a little bear or a baby bear. In fact, go get a grizzly, and inject it with rabies and steroids. Tie it up and cage it, and have a bunch of Noriega lookalikes tease it and mock it for a few weeks. Starve it that last week, and see what happens. If Noriega wins, put him back in power in Panama. If the bear wins, all bears gain diplomatic immunity.
Friend: Ha ha ha, this is a good system.
Me: I call it the “Bear Legal System”.
Friend: You should run on this “bear justice” platform.
Me: Good call. I do foresee complications in getting support for a bear tax, though. Voters just hate paying taxes.
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