It’s not like men have underies. Seriously. Wake up, men. Ovaries are just another made up fairy tale hardship of womankind, used to guilt men into going to see movies starring Hugh Grant or peeling the last snotty tissue from the bottom of the trash can. Seriously, now. The only time I’ve ever heard of anyone actually needing to use a maxi pad is when my 9th grade P.E. teacher had hemorrhoids. That’s right, women, I’m calling your bluff. I’m tired of all this bullshit you women make up to manipulate poor men into doing your evil bidding. There will be more rules in the future. Like a one phone call a month max, and even that can’t exceed six minutes. No more keeping girl products at my house. New mothers carry tote bags for their babies’ milk, toys and diapers. You can just buy a tote bag for your pads, creams, lotions, moisturizers, conditioners and makeup. And then you can buy another tote for your bullshit and lies.
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