And, so as to keep the reading crew (you) informed, part 2 of references: explained!
Marx: (Not Communist) Those who would be fooled by seemingly blatant lies. One of my favorite activities on the internet is to fool people. Personal ads on craigslist, emails, forums, whatever. People are really easy to dupe with text and [...]
Code for Morons
Just so I never lose this.
Sexy Cakes
Baker…..Patrick Stewart
Young Man…..Rob Schneider
Gay Guy 1…..Tim Meadows
Gay Guy 2…..David Spade
Woman…..Julia Sweeney
[ Young Man Enters Sexy Cakes Bakery ]
Baker: Hi! Welcome to Sexy Cakes, the erotic bakery.
Young Man: I walk by this place, I never thought I’d go inside it.
Baker: Well, I think you’ll find that it’s a little more fun than an ordinary bakery.
Young [...]
Tale of the Tape: Ryan Howard vs. Ryan Howard
I so love the Phils’ first baseman, and so loathe B.J. Novak’s constant back-patting, that I need to see them go toe to toe to convince myself (and you, the reader) that the husky home run hitter is tops. They’ll fight it out in six highly competitive categories, and when the dust clears, B.J. [...]
Just for reference.
The more I think about it, the more I realize I may speak in code. Sort of. I use a lot of referential humor when I talk and when I write here. Way back when Dennis Miller was a color commentator for Monday Night Football (and an extremely awesome one at that), he used [...]
