Dateline!: December 7th, 1941

Yes, a long time ago, Japanese people had a big military, and they interrupted our Fruity Pebbles with their dirty sneak attack. Now, of course, there weren’t any Fruity Pebbles back then (the Japs took ‘em!), and as Americans, we can describe someone else’s attack on us as evil. History is written by the [...]

Remember this fat fuck?

I used to think Mo Vaughn was funny. No, really. His nickname was “Motown”, because he’s this big cocky bastard who thinks he’s the shit, but he’s really just some fat guy who can swing a stick really well. We used to imagine what he must’ve said to people. This is back when I was [...]