Movie Moment #19: Two-Face kills Robin’s family in Batman Forever

At the risk of losing credibility here, yes, I realize Batman Forever was a retarded movie. But for all it managed to do wrong, it did one thing very right – the circus scene.

Now, Batman Forever was goofy as hell, with a popcorn popper headpiece thing that sucked people’s intelligence or something, and Drew Barrymore, [...]

Movie Moment #5: Captain Miller goes off by himself to cry in Saving Private Ryan

In the words of a great man, Arvid Harbinger: “War. It’s fantastic!”. War movies are tits. They’re all the fun of blowing shit up and shooting Nazis without having to wear a uniform. One of the best and most realistic war films ever made is Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan. The movie is made by [...]

Movie Moment #11: Thumbs Up in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

To keep giving the AFI the stinkeye, we here at Red America are even giving you a countdown list out of order. Rebellious, no?
Our eleventh awesome-est movie moment is the end of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, where the Terminator is lowered into molten steel to destroy the final piece of Skynet. As he goes in, [...]

Fuck a Bunch of AFI

I’d consider myself a pretty big movie fan. I’m only 5′11″, though, so I doubt I’ll ever be as big as Yao Ming or whoever played Chewbacca, but I have seen almost 2,000 films, which is a lot. And sometimes, a really shit movie can be totally redeemed by one awesome scene. And some [...]