They forgot “What’s next? Cheese?”

Rewind Kindly – not a bad Be Kind Rewind type homage to Predator, complete with blackface.

Good thing there are politicans looking out for me.

If you watched the Hillary/Obama debate last night, you saw that America has some good things coming to it. Both senators have wonderful universal health care plans that will cover everybody (especially the precious children), and will be affordable, and will keep health care providers happy. That’s amazing, considering that we’ve had the same health [...]

Vince and StupidMania XXIV

Vince McMahon makes a lot of stupid, stupid, stupid decisions. If you want to check, just to be sure, go visit Wrestlecrap.com. Now, obviously, Vince makes a lot of good decisions, because he has what’s basically a business monopoly, and is a billionaire.
Just to be fair, he’s done a lot of very smart [...]

Whoring

If there’s one thing I do here, it’s telling you what to read, and thereby, think. For cripes’ sake, there are places on the internet you should be checking up on on a daily basis. And this is them:
The Dugout – Ever wondered what it might be like if baseball players talked on AIM? No? [...]

Nerd Recognition

I don’t mind getting credit where credit is due, folks. If I ever give you a black eye, I’ll be sure to sign your forehead. Now, some of you readers might be aware of the fact that I frequent Criticker. Criticker is a website where you can assign scores to movies you’ve seen, [...]

Movie Moment #20: D-FENS upgrades in Falling Down

Well, when life sucks, there’s sort of a snowball effect. For Bill Foster, his marriage fell apart. Then he lost his job when he was told he was over-educated and under-qualified for the work he did. Then he couldn’t pay child support, and couldn’t see his daughter. Then his wife got a restraining order against [...]

Lieberman Endorses McCain

Whatever, Joe. If you actually want McCain to win, stay the hell away from him. Lieberman is like the kiss of death to anybody who wants to be liked.

Am I wrong to assume anybody who reads this blog will get a John Cena reference?

NECA’s TMNT Figures

Once upon a time, I kept up with figures. I actually had a Toyfare subscription, and although I didn’t spend a ton of dough on figures, I kept up with stuff. Then I just stopped caring as soon as the market became collector-focused, and staying with the hobby meant spending a decent amount of [...]

Movie Moment #14: Sheriff Heflin, deaf and bloody, goes after Superboy

A little back story: Sylvester Stallone did a lot of shitty movies in the 80’s. For every movie he made that was as great as Rocky, he made five awful movies like that shitpile Over the Top. To try and resurrect his common man actor image, he decided to go with a movie he thought [...]

So Brock Lesnar loses in 1:30

Lesnar vs. Mir on YouTube
So in his second UFC fight, Brock lost to Frank Mir. In a buck thirty. Of course, that’s not really the end of Lesnar’s MMA career, but it is odd that he got matched up with someone of Mir’s stature in his second pro fight ever. Trying to cash in [...]

Movie Quick Hits (aka Movies that don’t get a whole article)

If you’ve ever wondered if there are movies out there you haven’t heard of, but might be interested in, then I’ve done all the legwork for you.
3-Iron (2004)
This is a Korean film (Bin-Jip is what they call it over there) about a squatter who breaks into people’s homes while they’re away. He gets to somewhat [...]

Movie Moment #3: George McFly stands up to Biff in Back to the Future

Back to the Future is one of my favorite movies ever. Ever! And I can’t honestly say it’s one of history’s great works of film, but god damn it, it’s awesome. It’s the quintessential 80’s movie – product placement, references to things that were 80’s-centric, a soundtrack featuring ZZ Top and Huey Lewis, skateboarding, and [...]

Movie Moment #12: Frank and Nada fight in They Live

Keith David and Rowdy Roddy Piper make the list at #12 for their fight in They Live, one of the most famous movie fight scenes ever. This moment also wins a special award for being the most bad-ass moment on our list, because it was real. By real, I mean that the fight scene [...]