Sup G

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TheBigG has signed on at 2:14:33 pm.
OSUfan833:
sup g
TheBigG: what
OSUfan833: this is God rite
TheBigG: Yeah, who is this?
OSUfan833: im brandon
TheBigG: How did you get my screen name?
OSUfan833: facebook
TheBigG: Man, I thought I deleted that. So what’s up?
OSUfan833: i had some questions
TheBigG: I thought so. Well, what do you want to know?
OSUfan833: why do bad things happen to good people
TheBigG: Yeah, I always get that one first. Guess what I did this afternoon?
OSUfan833: what
TheBigG: Glass-blowing. I needed a mug for when baseball starts.
OSUfan833: whoa are you a yankees fan
TheBigG: I, uh, cheer for everyone to have a good time. Anyway. There was a small piece of glass left over that must’ve fallen off. And you know what I did with it?
OSUfan833: what
TheBigG: I made a marble.
OSUfan833: ok
TheBigG: And I only had one, and I was bored. The laundry was in the dryer. So I just kind of played with it. And I noticed something. I have an old antique wood table that’s really sturdy and solid and everything - my son and I made it together, by the way - it’s a lovely old table. But it is old. And there are lots of marks and divots and things that the marble would hit as it made its way across the table.
TheBigG: Now, I made that marble, and it was round and perfect, and should be able to travel flawlessly.
TheBigG: So, remember, I was bored, and the cable was out - I tried to “bowl” with it - I tried to land it in a cup across the table. I even asked my friend Roger to play for pierogies.
TheBigG: But once it left my hands, it was at the mercy of those marks, divots, bumps, whatever. And that marble was going to have to do its best. I guess I could’ve used my finger to poke the marble into a better path to reach the cup, but then, that’d defeat the purpose of even playing a game.
TheBigG: Once or twice, that marble fell off the table. And for some reason, son, that made me sad.
TheBigG: But then, the laundry was done, and we wanted pierogies.
OSUfan833: ok
OSUfan833: so about my question
TheBigG: Oh, right, go ahead.
OSUfan833: why do bad things happen to good people
TheBigG: brb pierogies

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