In case you were wondering…

Yes, this blog is still alive, and so am I. So those of you waiting for me to fall on my ass are going to have to wait a little longer. Suffice to say, I have shit to do, and WordPress had sucked lately, so that means less golden blogging to entertain you monkeys. They’ve [...]

Bad Neighbors

 

I guess I should explain my living situation. I live in an apartment. It’s kinda rad. I live on a really nice street in a neighborhood in Baltimore city, in a house that was turned from rowhouse into two apartments. And before I moved in, my landlord let me know a young couple was renting [...]

Jerry Seinfeld: “What’s the deal with ovaries?”

It’s not like men have underies. Seriously. Wake up, men. Ovaries are just another made up fairy tale hardship of womankind, used to guilt men into going to see movies starring Hugh Grant or peeling the last snotty tissue from the bottom of the trash can. Seriously, now. The only time I’ve ever heard [...]