They forgot “What’s next? Cheese?”

Rewind Kindly - not a bad Be Kind Rewind type homage to Predator, complete with blackface.

Nerd Recognition

I don’t mind getting credit where credit is due, folks. If I ever give you a black eye, I’ll be sure to sign your forehead. Now, some of you readers might be aware of the fact that I frequent Criticker. Criticker is a website where you can assign scores to movies you’ve seen, [...]

Movie Moment #20: D-FENS upgrades in Falling Down

Well, when life sucks, there’s sort of a snowball effect. For Bill Foster, his marriage fell apart. Then he lost his job when he was told he was over-educated and under-qualified for the work he did. Then he couldn’t pay child support, and couldn’t see his daughter. Then his wife got a restraining order against [...]

Movie Moment #14: Sheriff Heflin, deaf and bloody, goes after Superboy

A little back story: Sylvester Stallone did a lot of shitty movies in the 80’s. For every movie he made that was as great as Rocky, he made five awful movies like that shitpile Over the Top. To try and resurrect his common man actor image, he decided to go with a movie he thought [...]

Movie Quick Hits (aka Movies that don’t get a whole article)

If you’ve ever wondered if there are movies out there you haven’t heard of, but might be interested in, then I’ve done all the legwork for you.
3-Iron (2004)
This is a Korean film (Bin-Jip is what they call it over there) about a squatter who breaks into people’s homes while they’re away. He gets to somewhat [...]

Movie Moment #3: George McFly stands up to Biff in Back to the Future

Back to the Future is one of my favorite movies ever. Ever! And I can’t honestly say it’s one of history’s great works of film, but god damn it, it’s awesome. It’s the quintessential 80’s movie - product placement, references to things that were 80’s-centric, a soundtrack featuring ZZ Top and Huey Lewis, skateboarding, and [...]

Movie Moment #12: Frank and Nada fight in They Live

Keith David and Rowdy Roddy Piper make the list at #12 for their fight in They Live, one of the most famous movie fight scenes ever. This moment also wins a special award for being the most bad-ass moment on our list, because it was real. By real, I mean that the fight scene [...]

So I was watching “Just Shoot Me”…

And I thought, “Holy Jesus, this shit is horrible,” and changed the channel.

Movie Moment #16: Chef and Willard find a fucking TIGER in the jungle in Apocalypse Now

Apocalypse Now, if you haven’t seen it, is, in my words, “pretty what the fuck”. But in a good way. I’m not sure what the movie is supposed to do for the viewer, but I know what it does for me - it presents me a series of whacked out experiences that make me wonder [...]

No Country for Old Men

Just to interrupt our movie moments thing, I really felt like I wanted to get my thoughts down on paper (internet paper?) about this film. I went in almost completely devoid of information about the film, knowing only that it had Tommy Lee Jones as a sheriff and some big Spanish guy as a [...]

Movie Moment #19: Two-Face kills Robin’s family in Batman Forever

At the risk of losing credibility here, yes, I realize Batman Forever was a retarded movie. But for all it managed to do wrong, it did one thing very right - the circus scene.

Now, Batman Forever was goofy as hell, with a popcorn popper headpiece thing that sucked people’s intelligence or something, and Drew Barrymore, [...]

Movie Moment #5: Captain Miller goes off by himself to cry in Saving Private Ryan

In the words of a great man, Arvid Harbinger: “War. It’s fantastic!”. War movies are tits. They’re all the fun of blowing shit up and shooting Nazis without having to wear a uniform. One of the best and most realistic war films ever made is Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan. The movie is made by [...]

Movie Moment #11: Thumbs Up in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

To keep giving the AFI the stinkeye, we here at Red America are even giving you a countdown list out of order. Rebellious, no?
Our eleventh awesome-est movie moment is the end of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, where the Terminator is lowered into molten steel to destroy the final piece of Skynet. As he goes in, [...]