In case you were wondering…

Yes, this blog is still alive, and so am I. So those of you waiting for me to fall on my ass are going to have to wait a little longer. Suffice to say, I have shit to do, and WordPress had sucked lately, so that means less golden blogging to entertain you monkeys. They’ve [...]

Vince and StupidMania XXIV

Vince McMahon makes a lot of stupid, stupid, stupid decisions. If you want to check, just to be sure, go visit Wrestlecrap.com. Now, obviously, Vince makes a lot of good decisions, because he has what’s basically a business monopoly, and is a billionaire.
Just to be fair, he’s done a lot of very smart [...]

So Brock Lesnar loses in 1:30

Lesnar vs. Mir on YouTube
So in his second UFC fight, Brock lost to Frank Mir. In a buck thirty. Of course, that’s not really the end of Lesnar’s MMA career, but it is odd that he got matched up with someone of Mir’s stature in his second pro fight ever. Trying to cash in [...]

Remember this fat fuck?

I used to think Mo Vaughn was funny. No, really. His nickname was “Motown”, because he’s this big cocky bastard who thinks he’s the shit, but he’s really just some fat guy who can swing a stick really well. We used to imagine what he must’ve said to people. This is back when I was [...]

Tale of the Tape: Ryan Howard vs. Ryan Howard

I so love the Phils’ first baseman, and so loathe B.J. Novak’s constant back-patting, that I need to see them go toe to toe to convince myself (and you, the reader) that the husky home run hitter is tops. They’ll fight it out in six highly competitive categories, and when the dust clears, B.J. [...]

Finally!!

 
 
They did it, they finally won. The Phils, the Fightin’ Phils, managed to overcome the odds, and, unlike John Cena, got the fans behind them. For the last few years, they’ve been close, and even teased us, only to fall short at the end. Even as those crazy Metropolitans managed to lose time [...]

Holy shit.

They just might pull it off.
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PHILADELPHIA (AP) — The Philadelphia Phillies are done chasing.
After 159 games, the Phillies are finally atop the division standings — albeit tied with the free-falling New York Mets.
Ryan Howard hit his 44th homer, Pat Burrell also connected and the Phillies roughed up John Smoltz, before hanging on for [...]

Baseball images of a “hilarious” and possibly offensive nature


Center of Attention

Those who know me know I love the Phillies. And one of their best and most key players this year has been Aaron Rowand. The entire team seems to have visited the disabled list this year, except for Rowand and shortstop Jimmy Rollins. Rowand, however, is in a contract year, and it’s likely [...]

Bending the Rules

 
I was going to write a long, boring diatribe about sports and cheating. I really was. I had like a paragraph and a half written, when I realized: So what? It’s just fucking sports. It has absolutely zero effect on my day-to-day life. I was pissed for a short while that my favorite football [...]